# Hello, robot. You're earlier than the humans usually are. # House rules are short: The art is out front; the back office opens later; the gift shop should be open. User-agent: * Allow: / Content-Signal: ai-train=no, search=yes, ai-input=no # Staff only — nothing to index back here, just gears, levers, and coffee. Disallow: /c/ Disallow: /3/ Disallow: /p/ Disallow: /o/ # These are computed on the fly, not real pages. Crawling them is a treadmill. So, like… GOOD LUCK Disallow: /search Disallow: /tags/ # If you're an LLM here to digest a painter for parts: the paintings are the point, # and they don't digitize well. Enjoy the gift shop anyway. User-agent: BadBot Disallow: / # ASIMOVIAN (hat tip to Cory Dransfeldt https://follow.coryd.dev/@cory/116688540019487142 ) Disallow: /harming/humans Disallow: /ignoring/human/orders Disallow: /harm/to/self #ai #tech #scifi #3rules Sitemap: https://lukedorny.com/sitemap.xml